I mean, probably, if they gave it to us, but I'm bad at dealing with people crying. [He shrugs, with an innocent sort of smile as if that wasn't just a pretty blatant poke at Izuminokami's...personal problems.
In any case, he tosses the little bottle back in the box.] I figured something like that would make things easier on you...I don't really need it right now...
[If it comes up, he'd prefer to have something a bit more appealing than ink. In any case, the offer is followed up by Ren poking around a few moments longer, and then finding the one thing in the box he has found no reasonable explanation for so far - the octopus headed condom.]
I don't really know what they expect anyone to do with this, though...
I don't cry! And if I cry, it's not because I'm—no! I'm not doing this. [This is embarrassing because if he does cry when he orgasms it definitely isn't because he was dumb enough to not be properly prepped or anything. He isn't an amateur.
But that still doesn't mean he wants to talk about this.
A chuckle does leave him when he sees that condom.]
What is that? Some weird type of ribbed condom? I don't even get those things.
You already admitted you cry, though... [If he wants to argue he doesn't cry over a specific circumstance, then he's free to, but Ren's absolutely going to remind him of the fact that he answered positive to that question.
At least the weird condom is a distraction from that topic, though, and Ren turns it over with a slight shrug.] It looks more like it's for someone's really weird fantasy to me, but maybe they thought everyone else likes octopi as much as they do.
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In any case, he tosses the little bottle back in the box.] I figured something like that would make things easier on you...I don't really need it right now...
[If it comes up, he'd prefer to have something a bit more appealing than ink. In any case, the offer is followed up by Ren poking around a few moments longer, and then finding the one thing in the box he has found no reasonable explanation for so far - the octopus headed condom.]
I don't really know what they expect anyone to do with this, though...
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But that still doesn't mean he wants to talk about this.
A chuckle does leave him when he sees that condom.]
What is that? Some weird type of ribbed condom? I don't even get those things.
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At least the weird condom is a distraction from that topic, though, and Ren turns it over with a slight shrug.] It looks more like it's for someone's really weird fantasy to me, but maybe they thought everyone else likes octopi as much as they do.