[Thankfully for everyone involved, Ren curls a hand over his mouth politely instead of laughing at that, as he would very much like to. He does have some decorum about this sort of thing when he wants to (mostly when he wants to just not be as obvious about the way he is, but still).]
Mmm, I think these things are usually rigged anyway...but if you put two people in a box together for long enough, they're going to learn something about each other, right? And we might not have run into each other if we weren't here.
[So it's less that the actual game works and more that the setup pushes people together, but that's still something. For the moment, though, he turns his attention to his own screen and the question it wants him to give Izuminokami, which isn't a yes or no this time.] Anyway, I guess at least it's happening to both of us?
[Ren doesn't seem nearly as fussed by it, though, and once he's picked a correct response, the question appears for Izuminokami to guess an answer to - What is the other player's preferred role in the bedroom? The three potential answers are, unsurprisingly, top, bottom, switch.]
Mmm, I think these things are usually rigged anyway...but if you put two people in a box together for long enough, they're going to learn something about each other, right? And we might not have run into each other if we weren't here.
[So it's less that the actual game works and more that the setup pushes people together, but that's still something. For the moment, though, he turns his attention to his own screen and the question it wants him to give Izuminokami, which isn't a yes or no this time.] Anyway, I guess at least it's happening to both of us?
[Ren doesn't seem nearly as fussed by it, though, and once he's picked a correct response, the question appears for Izuminokami to guess an answer to - What is the other player's preferred role in the bedroom? The three potential answers are, unsurprisingly, top, bottom, switch.]
[ She's too dumb to really suspect that he wouldn't know anything about dancing, since she's technically a newbie to it, too. So his answer manages to both impress and startle her. Mostly because she has no idea what that is, outside of it definitely being Japanese. ]
You need fans for that?! [ Well, shit. She can't look cool doing that! ] I really only saw the people here giving out tentacles -
[ Not even before she can finish her sentence does a volunteer come up, having overheard their dilemma through all the music. They say, 'Fans? You need fans??' and proceeds to simply dump some off in the pair's hands. Lottie's dumbfounded, possibly appalled, but mostly sweating intensely at the turn of events. ]
You need fans for that?! [ Well, shit. She can't look cool doing that! ] I really only saw the people here giving out tentacles -
[ Not even before she can finish her sentence does a volunteer come up, having overheard their dilemma through all the music. They say, 'Fans? You need fans??' and proceeds to simply dump some off in the pair's hands. Lottie's dumbfounded, possibly appalled, but mostly sweating intensely at the turn of events. ]
[ Wait, no, that's not- She didn't want to embarrass the poor guy. ]
Well, hey! Some girls don't? But a lot more of us do than I think guys give us credit for. [ Girls absolutely fuck. ]
But don't worry about it, dude, it's not a big deal or anything! It just makes collecting this sap kind of... weird.
Well, hey! Some girls don't? But a lot more of us do than I think guys give us credit for. [ Girls absolutely fuck. ]
But don't worry about it, dude, it's not a big deal or anything! It just makes collecting this sap kind of... weird.
[It's time for him to deliver mixed messages if he's like this. Strength has nothing to do with sickness after one gets sick, so she reaches out to touch his forehead and test his temperature.]
Do not worry, even the strong can afford to have a break in order to recover. Then you'll be even stronger after, no?
Do not worry, even the strong can afford to have a break in order to recover. Then you'll be even stronger after, no?
[Ren looks so unbothered that it almost looks more like he's just completely oblivious to how any of this could be taken the wrong way, really. Which he isn't, he just doesn't even remotely find this sort of thing embarrassing. It takes nothing short of a miracle to get embarrassment out of Ren.]
Well, we're getting to know each other, right? It's just with weirder questions than usual. [Ren shrugs - and Izuminokami's quick guess on that question turns out to be accurate, meaning it'll be Ren's turn to answer something about him again.] Oh, while we're talking about that, though, I should probably ask your name...
Well, we're getting to know each other, right? It's just with weirder questions than usual. [Ren shrugs - and Izuminokami's quick guess on that question turns out to be accurate, meaning it'll be Ren's turn to answer something about him again.] Oh, while we're talking about that, though, I should probably ask your name...
Kunihiro... Kunihiro...
[Hold on a second. She's wracking her brain; even if she's a history nerd, the only surviving proof of that one is a letter.]
Oh! Hijikata's wakizashi, right? Yes, that would be more of a back-to-back support than magic, wouldn't it?
[Hold on a second. She's wracking her brain; even if she's a history nerd, the only surviving proof of that one is a letter.]
Oh! Hijikata's wakizashi, right? Yes, that would be more of a back-to-back support than magic, wouldn't it?

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