I don't cry! And if I cry, it's not because I'm—no! I'm not doing this. [This is embarrassing because if he does cry when he orgasms it definitely isn't because he was dumb enough to not be properly prepped or anything. He isn't an amateur.

But that still doesn't mean he wants to talk about this.

A chuckle does leave him when he sees that condom.]

What is that? Some weird type of ribbed condom? I don't even get those things.