I don't cry! And if I cry, it's not because I'm—no! I'm not doing this. [This is embarrassing because if he does cry when he orgasms it definitely isn't because he was dumb enough to not be properly prepped or anything. He isn't an amateur.
But that still doesn't mean he wants to talk about this.
A chuckle does leave him when he sees that condom.]
What is that? Some weird type of ribbed condom? I don't even get those things.
You already admitted you cry, though... [If he wants to argue he doesn't cry over a specific circumstance, then he's free to, but Ren's absolutely going to remind him of the fact that he answered positive to that question.
At least the weird condom is a distraction from that topic, though, and Ren turns it over with a slight shrug.] It looks more like it's for someone's really weird fantasy to me, but maybe they thought everyone else likes octopi as much as they do.
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But that still doesn't mean he wants to talk about this.
A chuckle does leave him when he sees that condom.]
What is that? Some weird type of ribbed condom? I don't even get those things.
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At least the weird condom is a distraction from that topic, though, and Ren turns it over with a slight shrug.] It looks more like it's for someone's really weird fantasy to me, but maybe they thought everyone else likes octopi as much as they do.